Authentic John Cleese article? Not so, but hilarious nonetheless [Article]

Discovered this satire piece, wrongly attributed to John Cleese.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.